Myauka is a big white cat with an emperor's personality — regal, demanding, and absolutely convinced the sofa belongs to him. Murlyka is small but bold, with the energy of a tiny tornado. Together they conquer your home, your sofa, and your patience. But we love them.
Each cat has their own story. Here are our best operations.
The cats offer a full range of destructive, yet infinitely cute services.
Professional upholstery restoration (removal). Guaranteed scratch on every piece.
Complete elimination of houseplants. From leaves to roots — nothing will survive.
Guaranteed wake-up between 3:00 and 5:00. Every day. No days off.
A time-tested method. Each stage is a logical continuation of the previous chaos.
Exiting the carrier. Surveying the territory. Identifying weak spots (crystal vases, wallpaper, cables).
Purring, rubbing against legs, demonstrating innocence. Goal: gain trust and access to the kitchen.
While no one's watching: scratching, curtain climbing, eating something forbidden, knocking over a pot.
Sitting with a guilty look. Cute purring. The «what? I didn't do anything» look. Then sleep.
Human comes home. Sees the result. Cat purrs. Human sighs and goes to buy a new sofa.
Each cat specializes in their own area. Together they cover the full spectrum of chaos.
Primary target. Always in sight.
Any green object is subject to elimination.
Magnet for teeth and claws.
Mountain wall for climbing.
If you can reach it with a paw, it's yours.
Personal territory for nighttime purring.
Two fighters. One goal. Zero remorse.
Myauka — big white cat. 12 kg of pure imperial attitude. Favorite hobbies include sitting on important documents, looking down on everyone, and demanding refills before the bowl is empty. The sofa? His. The house? Also his.
Murlyka — small but fearless, with the energy level of a jet engine packed into a 4 kg body. Specialization: night races, eating the forbidden, and raiding the fridge at 3 AM. Sleep is for humans.
Tell us what kind of chaos you need. We'll arrange it.