Price list
Transparent prices for the destruction of your lifestyle. Discounts for regular victims.
Transparent prices for the destruction of your lifestyle. Discounts for regular victims.
Territory exit. Sniffing. Target identification. Free purring consultation.
Scratches, bite marks, designer upholstery. Guaranteed mark on every piece.
Complete elimination of houseplants. From leaves to roots. Eco-disposal in the stomach.
Races, meowing, bag rustling. Guaranteed wake-up.
We'll teach you to buy the right food, clean the litter box, and pet in the right direction.
Continuous purring on your lap. Therapeutic effect. Side effects: falling asleep.
Just bring the cats home. They'll figure it out themselves.
Start the chaosTell us what kind of chaos you need. We'll arrange it.